Kalank Disappoints Film Critics: Twitterati Makes Fun Of Karan Johar
Karan Johar's much anticipated film Kalank hit theatres today. The film has an ensemble cast featuring Alia Bhatt, Madhuri Deekshit, Varun Dhawan, Sonkashi Sinha and Aditya Roy Kapur among others. Expectations were riding high on this film.
Kalank hit theatres today and the reviews are disastrous to say the least. Twitterati can't help making fun of Karan Johar for delivering such a dud. Even film critic Taran Adarsh has given a poor review. Here's a look at his tweet and the reactions from the audience.
#OneWordReview…#Kalank: DISAPPOINTING. — taran adarsh (@taran_adarsh) April 17, 2019 explaining #KalankReview — sharad yadav (@iamsharadyadav) April 17, 2019 Jisko Garmi mein AC khaana Hai, Wahi #Kalank dekhne Jaaye. #KalankReview — Sachin Unakal (@SachinUnakal) April 17, 2019 #KalankReview : O-U-T-S-T-A-N-D-I-N-G ? — Akshay⚔Jaiswal (@stylish_akkian) April 17, 2019 Sanju baba tries to act like his dad with his walk in a sherwani and fails a big time, the face off between @MadhuriDixit and sanju baba is not impressive #KalankReview @duttanaren631 @itispalkova @DarshitM86 — Iyer Balaji (@iyerthewarrior) April 17, 2019 #KalankReview pic.twitter.com/M6cIiqNuLo — Calm Less (@onkar_anna) April 17, 2019 Only thing I want from the film Kalank #KalankReview pic.twitter.com/BxX6e3h0EX — B E A C H ? (@diplomatic_bae) April 17, 2019 I think @DharmaMovies Should be ashamed to even say " #Kalank is our property & we reserve all the copyrights"? — Kruti Version 35.0? (@YoursKruti) April 17, 2019 Chalo thik hai .... Within few days this will come on Netflix or amazon ... I will wait #KalankReview — Sonali byndoor (@sonali_byndoor) April 17, 2019 Story, Screenplay, Script, Editing, Acting, Direction, Dialouges, Songs, Execution & Entertainment, sab AWWAL Number BAKWAAS hai. — NJ ?? (@Nilzrav) April 17, 2019 #Kalank is a colossal disappointment. Such an ensemble cast but what a dud. @Varun_dvn & @aliaa08 are in top form but even their terrific performances can’t save this super lengthy saga. @karanjohar @DharmaMovies #KalankReview — Pratik Wadhwa (@thepratikwadhwa) April 17, 2019 #KalankReview ???. Bola tha na. pic.twitter.com/nS2YxftXqJ — B U L L A (@TheBulla_FC) April 17, 2019 Just Watched #Kalank — Chowkidar?Bro?Devgn? (@Daring_Devgn) April 17, 2019 REVIEW: #Kalank - Both Alia and the audience just need a guard/person to save them from this Kalank. — The Filmy Judge (@FilmyJudge) April 17, 2019 Standing-ovation to dialogue writers #ShibaniBathija & @AbhiVarman ? — NJ ?? (@Nilzrav) April 17, 2019 What a review #KalankReview https://t.co/dIPVEI56Jo — #Tech?NickGamer (@Tech_NickGaming) April 17, 2019 Sanju baba k fans hockey stick leke ghoom rahe Hain theatre ke Bahar director ko dhund rahe Hain??#KalankReview https://t.co/kyDXsbt9gA — Akki (Mission Mangal?? 15 Aug) (@khiladi_jr) April 17, 2019 People are spending their money and time for watching the movie. — Sheena Ailawadi (@sheenafyinglife) April 17, 2019
Rating: ⭐️⭐️
Doesn’t live up to the expectations... Writing, music, length play spoilsport... Few dramatic portions work... Second half engaging in parts... Good climax... Varun, Alia, Madhuri, Aditya, Kunal Kemmu top notch. #KalankReview pic.twitter.com/rJgyNi3Ain
Varun dhawan to KJO - Kuch rishtey karz ki trah hote hai unhe nibhana nhi chukana pdta hai ??
Movie name itself gives review
Kuch Nahi hai Film mein. Everything was wrong with this from Plot to script. @DharmaMovies @Varun_dvn @aliaa08 @sonakshisinha @foxstarhindi @ipritamofficial @abhivarman @karanjohar
Absolutely loved the movie.
Varun Alia’s chemistry is just amazing! #AdityaRoyKapur Spectacular Performance? Epic Dialogues , VFX & Scale. Strongly Recommend Guyz!
@Varun_dvn @aliaa08 pic.twitter.com/e90QvIAgaH
It is like claiming the right over your diarhea ???#KalankReview #kalank https://t.co/6fU7viQOpY
BAAKI SAB FIRST CLASS HAI??
(in case you are still interested)??#OkThxBye#KalankReview #Kalank
Director ko pakad ke marna chahiye bc. ?
Dimaag Kharaab kr diya.
Don't waste your HardEarned money on this Torture.
Only thing good is
Varun And Aaliya ❤️❤️❤️#KalankReview
Final Verdict - 0.5 / 5.⭐
Wait for #Endgame#KalankReview #AliaBhatt #varundhawan #KalankToday https://t.co/V0mtqTBFdT
These are so clichèd that you will chuckle even in the most serious of moments.
Importantly, these are not even dialogues, just Javed Akhtar's Urdu dictionary vomitted on screen?? #Kalank #KalankReview
Directors, Producers and the entire team of Kalank, secretly laughing:
#KalankReview pic.twitter.com/ZOYmK3V0zN
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